Random Funnies

 

Yeah, it’s a bit silly but I couldn’t resist sharing some of the funny shit I come across in Free chat. There’s not a whole lot here at the moment but I whenever I see something that’s made me giggle, I’ll add it.

You know, just for the heck of it.

These are good, wholesome, honest and unedited messages from the wonderful world of LiveJasmin free chat !

Type your message here !

 

(Performer) “i want to fulfill your desires” - (guest) “I want to fulfill your holes“

(Performer) “i am very boring, who wants to play?“

(guest) “thanks i just had the best wank of my life“

(guest) “later you’ll talk… without bra” (LOL, this is the funniest one for me so far, I dunno why)

(guest) “i just cum all over my keyboard“

(guest) “damn girl, you meaty like a thick steak!“

(guest) “mmm, with those armpits i gotta see what kind of bush you got going on” (This one had me laughing for 5 mins, lol)

(guest) “boners are popping worldwide“

(guest) “she can’t show you her feet she’s hanging curtains“

(guest) “looks like breakfast is ready“

(guest) “baby i am not that young, i can only fuck with you 4 - 5 times a day“

(guest) “i stand up for big nibbles“

(guest) “would you kick me in the nutz… after we fuck?“

(guest pretending to be a LiveJasmin Admin) “ATTENTION CUSTOMERS - this mode’s PVT is closed. Please see our list of available models for other options… / I cannot open your PVT and NO ONE CAN TAKE YOU PRIVATE until you finish all 5 pics… / Please pull both nipples towards the camera for pic no.3“

(guest/Member) “boy i got lucky this year i get to be home schooled doing my lessons on comp“

(guest) “i am mentrubating now can you show your cleaverage” (Well, I guess it is pretty hard to type when you’re mentrubating)

(guest) “I’VE NO SOUND? YOU LIKE ANAL GAMES?“

(guest) “less typing more boob showing“

(guest) “do you want to see the pickled penis’ i have preserved in jars?” (LOL, wtf?)

(guest) “u can fit a egg n ur mouth“

(guy pretending to be a Webmaster) “Topless on Sunday is always allowed“

(guest) “do u like men with a very small one? mine is less than 1 metre“

(guest) “your music is deflatten my boner“

(guest) “SHOW ME YOUR BIBIE I SHOW YOU MY PRTV“

(guest) “SHOW LIPS … DOOGY“

(guest) “do you like coook ?” (Performer) “cook dishes? yes“

(guest) “do you have the necessarie equipment to produce babies?“

(guest) “opaddy cakes, paddy cakes, baker’s man. bake me some big ol’ titties as fast as you can !!!“

(guest speaking to a Russian performer and not quite getting the language right) “privet babouchka!” - (Performer’s responds) “babouchka is butterfy. lol.” (The smile on her face was priceless !)

(guest) “bb can you take off these socks please?” (another guest) “No leave sox on…..take off panties…. ha ha“

(guest) “aah i just jizzed all over you in free chat. put it on my tab, bb“

(guest) “it’s winking at me !“

(guest) “you should have saved that for pvt babe, i just popped my load“

(guest) “i need nasturbasi o“

(guest) “What do you like to do when you’re not entertaining wankers like us??“

(guest) “performer it livejasmin system head admin in chat do dont leave chat room to private“

Stay tuned for more funnies !